Holy Zipp 404s, Batman

kerry | Uncategorized | Friday, 15 August 2008

I love birthdays.
Mine isn’t until the end of the month, but Andy surprised me with these for Timberman.

I was anti-Zipp for many years. Then I borrowed a pair for the Fitchburg time trial and WHOA now I get it. For the first time in my life, I can out accelerate people while going downhill.

Yay.
OK. We’re off to the Timberman - a triathlon ‘festival’ featuring thousands of scantily clad people with helmets slightly askew riding bicycles with aero bars aimed towards the sky, saddles pointed nose down, and a lunch box with a straw happily affixed to the stem. They will stage early in the morning on the shores of Lake Winnipesaukee and recreate the first scene from Saving Private Ryan, before heading out on their aforementioned bicycles. Upon dismounting their bicycles in a Flintstoneian braking technique, they will head out on an activity that is referred to as a “run” but only slightly resembling an actual forward progression where both feet are simultaneously off the ground at any given time.

Yeah. I pay to do this stuff. Don’t worry. I’m bringing the video camera.

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