Free Stuff! Like, Presents!!! From Me!

I am doing this because I saw this over on one of my new favorite blogs, Additional Jesus.

Here’s how it works. The first five people to leave a comment on this post will get something handmade from me. But in return, you have to make this same offer on your blog and make something for five other people.

If you want to play, copy the text below onto your blog and leave me a post:


1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make. Whatcha get is whatcha get.
2. What I create will be just for you, with love.
3. It’ll be done this year (2009).
4. I will not give you any clue what it’s going to be. It will be something made in the real world and not something cyber. It may be weird or beautiful. Or it may be monstrous and annoying. Heck, I might bake something for you and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that’s for sure!
5. I reserve the right to do something strange.
6. In return, all you need to do is post this text on your blog and make 5 things for the first 5 to respond to your blog post.
7. Send your mailing address – after I contact you.

I reserve the right to make you whatever I want. It will not be virtual, it will be an actual object. Most likely made of fabric, although don’t rule out a customized sewing kit or personal organizer made out of recycled cat litter buckets and hummus containers. CYCLISTS: did you know a Cat Litter Bucket filled with sponges, rags, brushes, citrus degreaser and lube makes a a reasonable facsimile of a Pedros Pit Kit? I bet you did not. I am also really, really good at collages. Oh yeah. I also have a pattern for a long sleeve skinsuit. For real. And my mom just sent me the children’s book that I had to write for the Young Author’s Conference when I was in 6th grade. Hey. I made it..it could be yours (most likely not, it’s so good that I have to keep it).

I will ship just about anywhere. I know that I have fans in Europe.

Email me with your contact info after you post your comment and I will get back to you. Just click on the Contact tab at the top of the page.

This could be fun..

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5 Responses to Free Stuff! Like, Presents!!! From Me!

  1. Aaron says:

    Pick me, pick me!

  2. marLou says:

    Ok, I’m in. I’m sure whatever you make will be really nice. I’m more nervous about what I will have to make for others, plus I don’t really get much traffic in my bloggy so it’s possible that no one will comment on my offer to make something (which would mean I’m off the hook!) hee hee

  3. Scott says:

    I don’t have a blog. How can I play? I really, really want a polkadot shirt.

  4. Kate says:

    How is it possible that there’s still a place for commenter number five? Sweet deal!

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